1. What are the symptoms of ghonnerea?
2. Play some Bieber.
3. Move my appointment with the escort service from 2 to 4.
4. Do you know how long underwear stays "fresh"?
5. Remind me to call my therapist after Christmas break.
6. Can I walk to the proctologist from here?
7. Reschedule my cat's birthday party for Friday.
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