It's a pretty epic collection of all the common arguments Android fans tell each other (and the world) about why, actually, Android is the superior operating system. ROMs, widgets, rooting and microUSB cables all get a shout-out. Although it's told in an exaggerated way, I'm sure a few of these comments will ring true to you. You know our fan base can get just as silly as those Apple fans.
Without further ado, here's "Sh*t Android Fanatics Say."
And here's the "Sh*t Apple Fanatics Say" video which preceded it:
Anything sound familiar to you?