The Wild and Sensationalist Vault: Suggestions For Hilarious and Funny Android Phones Names

Given the amount of android phones hitting the market with different futuristic and robotic names, I thought people from our own AndroidPIT community should share their thoughts on possible Android phone names of the future. Feel free to be as quirky, funny and sarcastic as possible. It's like making up fake/funny band names except for Android devices Here's my list of some possible suggestions:

LG Black Hole (in keeping with the general space theme)
HTC Papaya
Samsung Crater
Nexus "Da One"