Description
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night." The Internet is full of funny sayings and advice, and this app collects a bunch of them all in one place. Have an amusing thought with you for any occasion when you need a laugh. And remember, if you're ever having trouble opening a bottle of Champagne, hit it with a ship. It really works! Note: Contains offensive language and adult sexual themes. - Dozens of witty tidbits - Change the size, color, and style of the text - Submit your own jokes for future versions*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"For spotless results, clean your house with Clearasil."
"Take up meditation!
It beats sitting around doing nothing. "
"Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one."
"Hospitals. Increase the revenue from on-site car parking by selling off the cars left by dead patients. "
"I saw a sign today which said 'Stop Look and Listen'.
So I did.
Got hit by a f*****g train."
*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
Amir
Jul 7, 2012 9:37:56 PM
.. Sikkkk
Danny
Jun 15, 2012 10:41:04 AM
Fuk
Evette
Jun 6, 2012 10:21:48 AM
F_koo; this are great keep them coming
Marty
Jun 4, 2012 3:27:12 AM
Pretty funny
Jason
Apr 14, 2012 5:03:08 PM
Quality! Good app with some good jokes, and the dev is very helpful too.
Mar 26, 2012 9:33:21 PM
Funny Funnier than I'd anticipated
Anonymous
Feb 6, 2012 4:57:31 AM
Good Great, just that many of the adds are very inappropriate.
Antonio
Oct 12, 2011 1:06:58 AM
Wickedly funny.
Justin
Sep 1, 2011 4:16:32 PM
Its ok, if you like corny British humor.
MikeyB
Aug 13, 2011 11:06:28 PM
Top class funny