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Funny Headlines

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450+ Funny newspaper and website headlines from around the world. This app contains a collection of funny headlines, and funny takes on headlines.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"The following headline was actually printed in a newspaper, which will remain nameless:
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case"

"BBC News - "Obama sets Mars goal for America".
I'm sorry Mr President sir, but no chocolate bar is big enough for your nation of noshers."

"Headline in the Irish Times:
Customs officers have seized 4.2m cigarettes in the largest haul of counterfeit tobacco ever landed in the Port of Cork.
4.2m, thats some long cigarettes, they must be f*****g super super super kings."

"BBC news headline:
Scientists prove a direct correlation between the harmful waves emmited by using laptop devices near male genitalia and a drop in sperm count.
Personally, I blame porn hub."

"The following headline was actually printed in a newspaper, which will remain nameless:
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"

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