Description
Over 700 jokes about the male gender. Most of these jokes(...well all) are completely teastless, however, they are funny (...well some).Men please don't download you will only get offended(...wait a minute... forget that, you need emotions first!!!)
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."
"Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs."
"This prisoner escapes after 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and food, and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he ties the wife to the bed, and gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, do't complain and do what he tells you, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably really dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom, so I told him where to find it. Be strong, darling. I love you, too.""
"Hmmm, snow.
The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."
"Why did God Create man first?
1. Practice makes perfect.
2. Give us someone to bitch at immidately.
3. There's a frist draft with anything.
4. To see what needed to be fixed and then make the proper changes.
5. First is the worst.........Second is the best!
6. To be funny"
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
Tianna
Apr 18, 2012 4:18:35 AM
LMAO So funny!!
Camille
Mar 31, 2012 3:26:08 AM
Cammi This app is hilarious! I laughed until I cried. Please make more!!
Tracy
Mar 24, 2012 3:45:30 AM
Cool I like it.
lil.KIING
Mar 23, 2012 2:48:09 AM
sucks no jokes just stupid hynas talkin non sense
Francine
Mar 20, 2012 3:55:17 AM
lame
Sheena
Feb 20, 2012 11:42:57 PM
LOL Lmfao priceless
Ashley
Feb 19, 2012 6:14:43 PM
Not good Didn't make sense whatsoever. arrows to close to the adds. Deleted after two minutes
Brenda
Feb 17, 2012 2:56:10 PM
F uu nnn yyyy!?
Jeremy
Jan 28, 2012 7:16:38 AM
This app is garbage The jokes are lame and barely make any sense and the developer must get paid every time an add gets clicked because the next arrows jammed as close to the adds as you can get them so about every 3rd joke you hit an add and get redirected to some stupid site. Deleted after 5 minutes
Taylor
Dec 25, 2011 2:04:18 AM
Like dumb blonde jokes... These got boring after about fifteen of them. Also, spelling. Run your jokes through a quick spell check before you submit them or make a new app.