DescriptionOver 1600 jokes about woman. Most of these jokes(well all) are completely teastless, however, they are funny (well some). Women please don't download you will only get offended, unless of course you have a sense of humour(if you do you'll be the first, hahaha)
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
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*Random joke button
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Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"Climbing to the top of the career ladder does wonders for a woman's self-esteem.
But it ruins her p***y."
"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms.
So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it. "
"I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.
Through the driver's door."
"Why does every man need a woman?
Because the dishes would get to piled up without one."
"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it."
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Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.