Description
This soundboard is dedicated to 70's kung fu movies with the horrible dubbing ever. There are 18 sounds here for you to enjoy! No Jackie Chan, Jet Li or Bruce Lee here, it is all from cheesy kung fu flicks.The Quotes:
1. I'm gonna bury you alive and jump on your head!
2. You cheeky young bastard, I promise I shall take you myself!
3. You chicken hearted bastards, get out!
4. If it hadn't been for me using my kung fu, you guys would have nothing!
5. Well you're both very brave men but you're also stupid! You come all the way out here just to be killed!?
6. There's no point trying to leave until you've learned all your kung fu!
7. Your luck has run out old man!
8. No urinating on the wall. Any offenders will be prosecuted. Urinating is not permitted.
9. You'd better say your prayers, you're gonna die!
10. Hey brother, what's wrong with you? Why you so afraid of her? She's only a girl.
11. Hurry! Hurry! They're killing people!
12. Have no fear. Once I use my spells on him, we'll be able to get both of them.
13. What the hell do you want!
14. You there! Who the hell are you?!
15. If you make any trouble, then you won't leave here alive!
16. Young man, you're dreaming! Take me? You're joking!
17. You're all gonna die now!
18. How come you're still alive? You're supposed to be dead!
*Update! We have added a set as ringtone option. There is now a button beneath each sound so you can set that sound as a ringtone. The first time that you set as ringtone, it will create the folder for you so you might have to set it as a ringtone twice the first time. If it does not set the sound as a ringtone, you may have to go into your phones ringtones and set it manually there.
Joe
Mar 25, 2012 8:55:47 PM
Great app Awsome quality, great quotes, Wish there were more tho.
DJ Pittster
Mar 24, 2012 1:39:47 AM
For the true masters I love it, but it could always use more
Raymond
Mar 6, 2012 12:19:34 AM
Not "Bad" but Good Cool app. Love classic Kung Fu movies.
darriell
Feb 19, 2012 6:01:18 AM
Kungfu master hayes This is a perfect app
Cricket
Dec 4, 2011 6:50:14 PM
Not bad. Pretty cool. Wish it had Sam Seed.