The (NSFW) Truth About the New iPad

The iPad takedowns keep pouring in. Today we've got our hands on a pretty hilarious one which totally lampoons all the superficial reasons someone might buy one of these babies. "The best new feature," the device reviewer says, "is it'll bring some temporary purpose to your life." Like, for example, you'll be able to wait in line for it, and tell your friends how long you waited in line for it. 

And of course, we all need to buy an iPad with a better display, so we can "do all that reading we've been wanting to do." And look at pictures of children, since that's the only thing that consistently shows up in Apple's marketing campaigns. Children and "f**king butterflies." Take a look: