It's Friday, we're tired, the sun's out, but we can't leave the office because we're watching the latest brilliance from Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Watch, in this insanely hilarious and inappropriate clip as Cartman begs his mom for the newest, most expensive iPad. If you're at work, you should turn the volume down, unless you want the whole office to hear the words "I want you to fuck me, Mom!"
The whole episode is pretty incredible, actually. Kyle Broflovski fails to read the terms and conditions attached to his iPad, which leads to hilarious consequences, and Steve Jobs unveals a new product titled, ominously, "HUMANCENTiPAD" -- yes, it's exactly what you think it is.