Fart Machine is the ultimate free fun fart app for Android! Fart Machine is loaded with hilarious low maturity fart sound effects in classic soundboard format. Tap the buttons for high quality stereo fart sound effects. Guaranteed for hours of ...Read more
Fart Machine is the ultimate free fun fart app for Android!
Fart Machine is loaded with hilarious low maturity fart sound effects in classic soundboard format. Tap the buttons for high quality stereo fart sound effects. Guaranteed for hours of humor and laughter. You can play multiple sounds at once for the ultimate fart experience, set the farts into infinite loop mode for extreme pranking, and even set the fart sounds as your ringtones! (why anybody would want a fart ringtone is beyond me, but hey the option is there).
Think of all the possibilities. You are sitting in class, and the cute girl sitting next to you doesn't think you are man enough to fart in front of everybody. Truth be told you aren't. You can't gas in public, it's embarrassing. But with Fart Machine you don't have to worry, because this app will do it for you. You start up the app, play a squeaker, and the girl instantly falls in love! Yay!
I am always looking to improve my apps, so please leave comments with suggestions on things I can add to make it better! I update often based on feedback! Help me make this the best fart sound board app on the market!
What are you waiting for!? Impress your friends! Prank your enemies! Get the girl! All is possible when you download Fart Machine!
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UPDATED ON: Sep 28, 2015
INSTALLATIONS: 100,000 - 500,000
LATEST VERSION: 3.0
REQUIRED ANDROID VERSION: 4.0.3 and up
view network state
Allows an application to view the state of all networks.
full Internet access
Allows an application to create network sockets.
view Wi-Fi status
Allows an application to view the information about the state of Wi-Fi.
read phone state and identity
Allows the application to access the phone features of the device. An application with this permission can determine the phone number and serial number of this phone, whether a call is active, the number that call is connected to, ect.
precise (GPS) location
Access precise location sources such as the Global Positioning System on the phone, where available. Malicious applications can use this to determine where you are, and may consume additional battery power.
approximate (network-based) location
Access location sources such as the cellular network database to determine an approximate phone location, where available. Malicious applications can use this to determine approximately where you are.
modify/delete SD card contents
Allows an application to write to the SD card.
modify global system settings
Allows an application to modify the systemʼs settings data. Malicious applications can corrupt your systemʼs configuration.