As tasty as pint of Guinness, these deft and surreal verses will make you laugh like an Old man in a Bath. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't matter. There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, "It is just as I feared! -- Two Owls and a Hen, ...Read more
As tasty as pint of Guinness, these deft and surreal verses will make you laugh like an Old man in a Bath. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't matter.
There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, "It is just as I feared! -- Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard.
Features: - Shake for random - Save favourites - Publish to your facebook - Email friends
Unadulterated nonsensical genius.
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UPDATED ON: May 21, 2011
INSTALLATIONS: 5,000 - 10,000
LATEST VERSION: 1.33
REQUIRED ANDROID VERSION: 1.5 and up
full Internet access
Allows an application to create network sockets.
view network state
Allows an application to view the state of all networks.
approximate (network-based) location
Access location sources such as the cellular network database to determine an approximate phone location, where available. Malicious applications can use this to determine approximately where you are.
precise (GPS) location
Access precise location sources such as the Global Positioning System on the phone, where available. Malicious applications can use this to determine where you are, and may consume additional battery power.
read phone state and identity
Allows the application to access the phone features of the device. An application with this permission can determine the phone number and serial number of this phone, whether a call is active, the number that call is connected to, ect.
modify/delete SD card contents
Allows an application to write to the SD card.