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The (NSFW) Truth About the New iPad

Authored by: Steven Blum — Mar 16, 2012

The iPad takedowns keep pouring in. Today we've got our hands on a pretty hilarious one which totally lampoons all the superficial reasons someone might buy one of these babies. "The best new feature," the device reviewer says, "is it'll bring some temporary purpose to your life." Like, for example, you'll be able to wait in line for it, and tell your friends how long you waited in line for it. 

And of course, we all need to buy an iPad with a better display, so we can "do all that reading we've been wanting to do." And look at pictures of children, since that's the only thing that consistently shows up in Apple's marketing campaigns. Children and "f**king butterflies." Take a look:

Source: Gizmodo

Steven Blum has written more than 2,000 blog posts as a founding member of AndroidPIT's English editorial team. A graduate of the University of Washington, Steven Blum also studied Journalism at George Washington University in Washington D.C. for two years. Since then, his writing has appeared in The Stranger, The Seattle P-I, Blackbook Magazine and Venture Villlage. He loves the HTC One and hopes the company behind it still exists in a few years.

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