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Parody: iPhone 5 Is the Best Phone Ever (For Me to Poop On)

Authored by: Steven Blum — Aug 23, 2012

(Will Siri blog for you on the newest iPhone?)

Do you feel like Instagram is turning everyone around you into bigger narcassists than they already were? Are you sick of seeing an endless stream of photos of salads in some exposed-brick, arty hipster restaurant? Do you wish people could stop taking photos of their food and just eat their goddamn meal?

Well, then, you're going to love this fake Apple iPhone 5 promo video by some blogger named Adam Sacks. I don't really want to give it away but it's a pretty good distillation of the ways people actually use their iPhone (ie, completely uncreatively). It certainly made me laugh:

What nonsense features could you imagine on the next iPhone?

Source: YouTube

Steven Blum has written more than 2,000 blog posts as a founding member of AndroidPIT's English editorial team. A graduate of the University of Washington, Steven Blum also studied Journalism at George Washington University in Washington D.C. for two years. Since then, his writing has appeared in The Stranger, The Seattle P-I, Blackbook Magazine and Venture Villlage. He loves the HTC One and hopes the company behind it still exists in a few years.

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  • DaBartonator
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    Aug 25, 2012 Link to comment

    siri needs the annoying cheerleader talking voice, all the people i ever see using iphones are the oldish and the 'hipsters'

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  • Christopher Silva
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    Aug 24, 2012 Link to comment

    spot on!

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  • Niels Christiansen Aug 23, 2012 Link to comment

    :D come to think of it, my iPhone using friends occasionally post pictures of food they're about to eat. Never thought much of it, but this video certainly hit the nail on the head.

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