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One of the things I love most about Android is the wealth of customization options it offers. There are hundreds of handsets and you can get new themes, wallpapers and icons for each. I can really express myself through my smartphone, but below are some additions I would never want to make use of. These are the worst smartphone accessories ever. 

The hand case

The case shaped like a hand looks awful but that's not to say it couldn't come in, ahem, handy. What if, say, you're having a Game of Thrones-themed dinner party and Jaime Lannister gets a sudden urge to re-enact one of his most painful memories? Or maybe you've just had a break-up and want to pretend you're still holding onto your former lover while leaving her multiple, rambling voicemails?

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[Insert joke about a high five and dialing a number five here]. / © Blog WTFJeans

The tiger paw screen wipe

Well, we've all thought about adding a tiny piece of fabric shaped like a tiger paw to our index finger; the clever souls at Strapya World were just the first to act on it. 

If you don't like seeing fingerprints on your smartphone screen then this little accessory could be just what you need. Pop it onto your finger and brush over your display: in just a few swipes, it will look good as new.  

Why use a finger when you can use a tiger? / © Strapya World

The mustache cat earphone jack

Wait, I know this was meant to be a "worst" list, but I've accidentally stumbled upon the best smartphone accessory ever. The cat earphone jack, or, to give it its full name, Niconico Nekomura Cat Earphone Jack Plug Accessory Mustache Edition, plugs into the 3.5 mm headphone port on your phone, providing it with a mustache-wearing cat friend. Purrfect. 

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I think this is the opposite of the worst phone accessory ever. / © Strapya World

The duckbill that stores headphones

Why kill two birds with one stone when you can store a pair of headphones in one's mouth? But this accessory isn't just for storing headphones, the duckbill actually doubles up as a smartphone stand.

The trouble is that a person rarely needs both a smartphone stand and a headphone storage container at the same time, meaning part of this accessory will often go unused. In addition, it makes little sense from a thematic point of view: the relationship between duckbills and headphones is virtually non-existent.   

"What's volume up, Doc?" / © Kon Design

The ear case

This smartphone accessory turns your smartphone into a giant ear. This is brilliant for when you are speaking on the phone and want to make it look like you have a giant ear. The uphill struggle that the manufacturer is facing right now is that not a single living human has this desire. 

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That is not the gentleman's real ear. / © thumbsup Puk

The cuddly phone cushion (Hugvie)

The Hugvie is the product of Japanese robot designer and Osaka University professor Hiroshi Ishiguro. Make a call and then insert your phone into the vaguely human-shaped pillow. While you talk to somebody you can hug the pillow to make it feel like they are really beside you. Motors inside the cushion will also simulate a heartbeat.

It's a bit weird. 

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Small white ghost not included. / © Daily Rinse

The smartphone holder bra

As a man, it's hard for me to judge the strengths of this accessory. Perhaps it's super useful, but most girls carry a bag, and the space under a person's armpit is rarely a desirable position for, well, anything. As far as storing items in sensitive places goes, however, I concede it's one of the safer options.

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Sweaty phone, anyone? / © Geek Mom

The food-themed cases

Why not combine the two of life's biggest pleasures: using a smartphone and looking at a fried egg? This is not a terrible idea, the dessert-themed cases have a certain charm, but some look outright disgusting. I do not want a spag bol smartphone case. 

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It's making me hungry... to use my phone. / © Blog WTFJeans

The As-Seen-On-TV Hat

It's called the As-Seen-On-TV Hat, so it's obviously terrible, but that's not to say it doesn't target a common issue: when it's bright outside, seeing what's on your smartphone display can be a challenge. It's just that there must be a more elegant solution than placing your phone inside the As-Seen-On-TV Hat? 

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I prefer normal caps. / © As-Seen-On-TV Hat

What do you think is the worst smartphone accessory ever? Let us know in the comments. 


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  • Anyone remember the Pet Rock? If someone can come up with a stupid idea and get it to market, a lot of other people will buy it.
    The mustache cat earphone jack? I guess if you don't care about using your headphones it might be a cute idea, but for me, they'd have to lose the cat and make it a puppy with a jack built in.
    The As Seen on TV Hat might be semi useful for trying to convince people that you're not really taking a nap, but not even very good for that.
    The Bra Pocket? Maybe if they make it fur lined so guys can use them to warm their hands before moving on to more sensitive areas, I can see a market for it.
    I sometimes forget that there are a lot of people who just cannot be embarrassed.

  • I was traumatized for the rest of my life. XD

  • Human imagination (stupidity?) has no limits...

  • Lmao

  • Felipe Tofani
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    7 months ago Link to comment


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    anshul 7 months ago Link to comment

    What is the use of these kind of accessories when they are so bulky & non handy.

  • "This is brilliant for when you are speaking on the phone and want to make it look like you have a giant ear." Too funny. Who approves this stuff?

  • Bra pocket ?I don't think I can use one.

  • Jon J 7 months ago Link to comment

    I loved the food-themed cases actually. I think they are lovely and yummy....

  • Gaby 7 months ago Link to comment


  • Abhyuday 7 months ago Link to comment

    You're right - the car earphone jack is cute.

  • Sanjai Joseph
    • Mod
    7 months ago Link to comment

    I actually like the mustache cat earphone jack.

  • Eric Romero
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    7 months ago Link to comment

    Best. Text. About smartphones accessories. Ever. HAHAHAH

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