You are totally right, we don't accept foul or offensive language in the forum.
It's unfortunate that no one has answered you yet Scott, but freaking out won't help either. I personally have never heard of an RCA before, but after a little bit of snooping around, I found this possible solution:
Root by first installing the pdanet drivers (for adb access). And then using the kingo app, which you can get from http://www.kingoapp.com/.
It's free but closed source. You can find it via this youtube video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MiZtZCqu4k
Worked even with the 1.0.2 update installed.
I found the solution over at the XDA developer webiste. so if you are still having problems, you can check to see if there is another solution there.