User interfaces are supposed to provide a smooth interaction between man and machine, a gateway to effective communication and feedback. But when they go wrong, UIs create a frustrating tangle of buttons and menus that seem designed to torture you into submission. Light your torches of discontent: these are the worst UIs on Android.
Things have come a long way since the days of MS-DOS command-line interfaces. Now there are a plethora of beautiful graphical user interfaces that make interacting with technology fun, playful and fast. We can gain access to the information we need with just a few taps of our nimble fingers, navigate menus with intuitive ease and change settings to suit our preferences at the swipe of a toggle.
But creating a UI that does these things requires the steady hands of skilled designers and developers. The effort of the amateur can all too easily create a confusing and infuriating mess. And nothing sends my anxiety spiraling out of control quicker than a UI rabbit hole. Let's take a moment to name and shame the worst offenders.
Remaining unchanged for years is rarely a smart move – unless you're The Eagles or a family recipe. But when you start life in a state of unholy ugliness and, for years, refuse to make any effort to improve your appearance, especially in a market as fast-moving as the Google Play Store, then you're asking for a public shaming.
Why, oh why, has Titanium Backup not hired a UI designer?
Titanium Backup, rather than considering how users might approach an app and trying to mold its UI to suit, simply throws everything into a huge, confusing and hideous pile. It makes you spend hours figuring out how the developer wants you to use his chaotic creation. In essence, it provides the exact opposite of what a good UI should.
The only reason Titanium Backup hasn't gone the way of other unapproachable apps is that there still, for some unfathomable reason, isn't an alternative that offers the same variety of options.
But when an app costing $7 has been downloaded between one and five million times, amounting to, at the very least, hundreds of thousands of dollars in revenue, why, oh why, have they not hired a UI designer?Titanium Backup ★ root
Inventing a new UI for every screen doesn't seem like the brightest idea, but that's exactly what Snapchat seems set on doing. The result is an interface that seems to have been designed for users with brains far different to the standard homo sapien's. This UI, based on a series of slidable screens, makes buttons appear, disappear, change places, design, colors in an endless, kaleidoscopic nightmare vision of an app from a parallel universe made of bubblegum.
Snapchat is a colorful nonsense world
Just to get to the settings menu requires up to four actions and then there's a hamburger menu button that is actually just a 'scroll right' button. The whole thing seems designed specifically to go against logic, with a single press making the app leap around chaotically inside its own colorful nonsense world. Essentially, it behaves like an app designed by a six-year-old.
Then, sometimes, there are multiple buttons on a screen that seem to do the same thing. Why are there two buttons that do the same thing? I fear the answer will lead only to more questions. All we can say for certain is that Snapchat designers move in mysterious ways.Snapchat
If Android had never been developed beyond Gingerbread, Poweramp might seem somewhat at home. In reality, it looks awful. If you're into MP4-player nostalgia dating back to the early 2000s, then maybe Poweramp possesses some charm. For everyone else, it's clunky, confusing and incongruous, especially when placed within Lollipop and Marshmallow's Material Design language. The interface is littered with buttons, and the menus build a labyrinth seemingly without end, creating a Kafkaesque struggle for meaning in a senseless world when all I wanted was to view my playlist.
Having said that, there is a Material Design skin for the app, but it's like throwing pearls in front of pigs, as they say here in Germany. Without an internal overhaul of the design, the app will always be a clunky, confusing heap.
At least it has a nice equalizer, right?Poweramp Music Player (Trial)
What apps have UIs that make you scream in horror and dismay? Do you agree that these three apps offer UIs unworthy of human interaction? Let me know in the comments.