Funny Google Now voice commands

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Feb 6, 2014 6:23:31 PM via Website

Just came across a funny list of Google Now voice commands/questions to tickle your ribs. I haven't checked them all out so let me know if any don't work.

  • What does the fox say?
  • Who's on first?
  • Super user make me a sandwich
  • How many bottles of beer on the wall?
  • Beam me up, Scotty
  • What's Avogadro's number?
  • What's the best smartphone?
  • How can entropy be reversed?What's your favorite scary movie?
  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
  • Who created you?
  • Who am I?
  • What is the loneliest number?
  • What is the nature of the universe?
  • What is the meaning of life?
  • What's your favorite color?
  • Up up down down left right left right
  • Lions tigers and bears
  • Do a barrel roll
  • Tilt

Do you know any other funny voice commands?

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Feb 19, 2014 3:50:20 AM via Website

Kris, I'm glad I'm not the only one who kills time by asking Google voice random questions. My questions seem to be a little more explicit than yours tho
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Feb 20, 2014 7:22:21 PM via Website

Haha, well we're a family website (not really). I read recently that in Indian accented English (that's available now too) Google hotwords you can ask a specific phrase about rude words you can't say on television. I forget the phrase, but check Reddit's Android subreddit for something along the lines of Indian Google Now and rude words or something and you'll find it. I'm sure you'll enjoy it!

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Apr 5, 2014 6:14:55 AM via Website

you are so hot
You should go on a diet
What’s your problem
LOL

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Apr 10, 2014 8:33:30 AM via Website

thx for sharing, thats really a good joke for a party
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Jan 14, 2016 1:29:05 PM via Website

Best one is this
After pulling it up say
"Google, what is an angry dragon?":D