patiently not-so-patiently wait for the Galaxy S2 to arrive stateside, Samsung has released a teaser commercial that, well, just makes us a bit more frustrated while we wait for the phone to get here. Did you know, for example, that everyone in the entire world has been playing around with the Galaxy S2 for the past 500 years? Screw the S&P downgrade, this is the real tragedy of the day. Goodbye American technological supremacy! Can I touch?