Description
A new take on the classic Unix fortune program, complete with all the wit and whimsy of the original, now in a fun and friendly program to enjoy on your phone. The fortunes are chosen randomly from thirty-five categories (you can select the ones you like) of interesting quotes, sayings, jokes, riddles, adages, verses, passages, and stories. They vary from downright funny to inspiring to truly geeky. Enjoy a quiet chuckle by yourself or email your favorites to your friends.It’s the perfect bathroom reader… read as many fortunes as it takes to get the job done!
Features:
• No advertisements
• Over 13000 unique fortunes
• 35 categories
• Share your favorites via email
• It’s free
Quotes from:
• The Bible
• Mark Twain
• Will Rogers
• Oscar Wilde
• Rex Stout (Nero Wolfe)
• Jonny Cash
• Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
• Gene Roddenberry (Startrek)
• George Lucas (Starwars)
• Rodney Dangerfield
• Groucho Marx
• Julia Childs
• Carl Sagan
• David Letterman
• Pink Floyd
• Cheers
And many, many more…
Categories:
• Art • ascii_art
• Bible • computers
• cookie • definitions
• education • ethnic
• food • fortunes
• humorists • intoxication
• kids • laws
• lixuxcookie • literature
• love • medicine
• men_women • miscellaneous
• news • people
• pets • platitudes
• politics • riddles
• say_what • science
• songs_poems • sports
• startrek • translate_me
• wisdom • work
• zippy
niki
Feb 25, 2012 6:56:34 AM
:) Funny
Scott
Dec 30, 2011 5:58:28 PM
Nice Runs well on my recently rooted EVO, but I'd like a back button.
Shannon
Nov 28, 2011 9:58:48 PM
Nice app Installed and runs great on my rooted Thunderbolt running non stock Sense rom
Lynanne
Nov 28, 2011 12:00:36 AM
So much fun!
Pete
Nov 26, 2011 12:35:15 AM
God I miss my Model 33 Teletype & acoustic coupler. Probably most born after 1960 our so won't "get it". <Sigh!> ASCII art doesn't always work here. Wish it had user editable database.
Aaron
Nov 22, 2011 4:35:51 PM
Excellent Best fortune app out there... And l've tried them all!