Description
Over 1100 of the funniest jokes about blondes.*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
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*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"I pulled into a crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay! Stay!"
This blonde bird gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in Park?" "
"Why did the blonde, throw breadcrumbs in the toilet bowl?
To feed the toilet duck. "
"A blonde with two burnt ears goes to the doctor, who asks what has happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back.""
"A blonde just texted me saying, "What does idk stand for?"
I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied, "OMG, no-one does!""
"F*****g dating sites
I asked for a fit blonde, who has a dirty mouth and likes it in the ring.
I got paired with Hulk Hogan"
Jorge
Jun 5, 2012 3:16:19 AM
Blonds These jocks r so halarios
Richard
Jun 4, 2012 8:13:11 AM
Funny Funny.
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Jun 2, 2012 8:53:30 AM
Nikolai I love this app but it says u need wiki and im on planes most of my time.
Mohd Fazlan
May 5, 2012 5:31:05 AM
Gabb Like it
Jillian
Apr 10, 2012 6:45:22 PM
o not very funny only found one out of three funnyO____o
Sidney
Apr 8, 2012 3:44:29 AM
Hate hate hate I am very mad and hurt inside. I'm blond and in third grade. Do u know what I say to this? It is mean rude and efenceive. I'm in third grade, still I say u should NOT install this app, and if you r blonde, I feel bad 4 u guys and gals. O, and if u have this I would uninstall it. I know u want to laugh, but think of other blondes and people that hate this app because they might be mad.
Esperanza
Mar 21, 2012 8:09:21 PM
700+ blonde jokes It's great and hilarious, a littlt prob on the bug fixing, shuts down after a little while.
K
Mar 15, 2012 12:23:06 PM
Jane: too bad you're not smart enough to realize they're jokes.
Jane
Mar 2, 2012 12:13:40 AM
I'm insulted. I'm blond but I'm not dumb
John
Jan 24, 2012 3:57:40 PM
Love to laugh Funny